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Find what's broken before you spend.

Most teams spend months fixing the wrong thing, because every number they have comes from someone they pay. NoisePoise diagnoses the real problem, plans your next move for your stage and budget, and introduces at most two providers when you actually need help.

01 / Diagnosis
Problem

Product, conversion or acquisition. Named, with reasons.

02 / Spend gate
Spend?

What not to spend on yet, even if no one gets paid for saying it.

03 / Stage
G0 → G8

Where you are, and this week's moves at your budget.

04 / Help
Who

Who could help, if anyone. Two at most.

Sound familiar?

The problem isn't effort. It's aim.

01
Paid numbers

The agency reports on the agency. The platform reports on the platform. Nobody tells you the product is the problem.

02
Wrong fix

An ads agency sells ads. A dev shop sells a rebuild. You need someone to say which one, or neither.

03
40 proposals

Post a requirement on a marketplace: a bidding war, cold calls, and an inbox full for months.

Your situation

Pick what's true. See what you'd get.

Same rules as the real diagnosis. Nothing is saved until you start.

Where is the business?

What do you want?

Real customers so far

Budget for help

1 change to your profile
✓ Saved. Your diagnosis and matches use the new answers.
PR
The diagnosis

G1
Your stage

    2
    Who we'd introduce

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    How it works

    Diagnosis first. Then everything else.

    1

    Two-minute intake

    Stage, goal, customers, budget, website. Saved as you go, so stopping halfway loses nothing.

    Live
    2

    An honest diagnosis

    Product, conversion or acquisition, and what not to spend on yet.

    Live
    3

    A plan for your stage

    G0 to G8, with moves that fit your budget, including ₹0.

    Live
    4

    Do it yourself

    Connect your own accounts. Draft, review every word, publish, see what works.

    Live
    ↑ Nobody sells you anything above this line
    5

    Matched help, only if you need it

    At most two providers, picked for your problem, budget, industry and region. You decide who to talk to.

    Live
    6

    Measure the work, independently

    Your own ads and analytics data, read-only, so results aren't reported by the people you pay.

    Ads live · analytics next

    What you get

    A growth team's work, in order.

    01 / Diagnose
    Honest

    Allowed to say "don't buy marketing yet", even when no provider gets paid.

    02 / Plan
    Stage

    This week's moves, what to watch, and when you're done.

    03 / Post
    Yours

    X, LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit. Nothing goes out until you approve it.

    04 / Measure
    Signal

    Best channel per post, standout posts, and when you've gone quiet.

    05 / Match
    Two

    Providers with the reasons shown. Your details go only to the ones you say yes to.

    06 / Chat
    Claude

    Ask NoisePoise inside Claude or ChatGPT.

    Why it's different

    Not a marketplace. Not an agency.

    Marketplaces & agenciesNoisePoise
    Who decides what you needWhoever is sellingThe diagnosis, before anyone sells
    Who sees your requestEvery provider on the platformNobody browses. At most 2 matched providers see the requirement, not who you are
    How many proposalsAs many as there are biddersUp to 2 introductions you accept or pass on
    Your contact detailsShared on signupShared only when you both say yes
    Who reports resultsThe people you payYour own connected data
    When you're told not to spendNeverWhenever that's the truth

    What it costs

    Prove it before you pay.

    ₹0
    Diagnosis

    The diagnosis, stage plan and growth tools are free during early access.

    2
    Introductions

    Matched providers, free. A weak match never counts as one of them.

    0
    Cold calls

    No marketplace, no public request, no sales team.

    Later
    Paid access

    For more introductions. Price and refund conditions shown before any payment.

    Questions

    Before you start.

    01Is NoisePoise an agency?

    No. NoisePoise doesn't sell marketing services. It diagnoses, plans, gives you tools, and introduces providers only when they fit.

    02Will agencies start calling me?

    No. There's no marketplace and no public request. At most two providers see your requirement, without your name or contact, and you choose whether to talk.

    03I have no budget. Is this for me?

    Yes. The early stages (G0–G1) are ₹0 plans: real conversations, posting in public, first users by hand. The tools work without hiring anyone.

    04Why should I trust the diagnosis?

    Because it's allowed to tell you not to spend, and it shows its reasons. Today it reads your answers; once you connect your data, it's measured.

    05Do you post on my behalf?

    Only what you review and approve, from accounts you connect yourself. Disconnect any time.

    06What happens to my data?

    See the privacy notice. In short: used to diagnose and match you, never sold, shared with a provider only after you both say yes.

    Two minutes. One honest answer.

    Find out what's actually holding the business back, and what not to spend on yet.