NoisePoise for Claude

Diagnose your business inside Claude.

Add NoisePoise once as a custom connector. Then ask Claude in plain words, and Claude calls NoisePoise to answer: is this a marketing problem or a product problem, which gate you're stuck at, and what not to spend on yet.

https://noisepoise-mcp.vercel.app/mcp

You'll paste this into Claude in step 2. No login or API key needed today.

Why use it in Claude

No new app. Your chat, our rules.

01

Where you already think

Founders already ask Claude about growth. With the connector, the answer comes from NoisePoise's diagnosis rules instead of generic advice.

02

Desktop and phone

Add it once on claude.ai. It's available wherever you use Claude with that account, with no NoisePoise app to install.

03

Honest by design

NoisePoise will tell you "don't buy marketing yet" when the signal says product. Claude gets the same answer the site gives, with the reasons.

Set it up

Three steps, once.

Custom connectors are a Claude plan feature (Pro, Max, Team and Enterprise at the time of writing). On a Team or Enterprise plan, an owner may need to add it for the organisation.

01

Open Connectors

On claude.ai (web or desktop app):

  1. Click your name or initials, then Settings
  2. Open Connectors
  3. Click Add custom connector
Illustration, not a screenshot. Claude's real screens may look different.
02

Paste the NoisePoise URL

  1. Name: NoisePoise
  2. Remote MCP server URL: paste the URL from the top of this page
  3. Leave advanced settings empty, then click Add

Claude connects from Anthropic's servers, so this must be the public URL, never a localhost one.

Illustration, not a screenshot. Field names were correct at the time of writing.
03

Turn it on in a chat and ask

  1. Start a new chat
  2. Open the tools menu (+ or the search & tools button) and switch NoisePoise on
  3. Ask your question. Mention "NoisePoise" the first time so Claude reaches for it

Claude may ask permission the first time it calls a tool. All NoisePoise tools are read-only.

Illustration of a typical answer. Real wording varies.

What to ask

Start with one of these.

DiagnosisUse NoisePoise to diagnose my business. We're a seed-stage B2B SaaS with about 8 customers, we want more qualified leads, and our team is two people. Is this a marketing problem or a product problem?
Your funnelUse NoisePoise to read my funnel: last 30 days 12,000 visitors, 3% signed up, 20% of those activated, 8% came back after a week. Which state am I in, and should I spend on acquisition?
Who to hireBased on that diagnosis, what kind of provider should I talk to according to NoisePoise, and what should I not hire for yet?

What it does

Today, and next.

Works today Live

  • diagnose_business: product, conversion, acquisition or "need more signal", with a don't-spend flagSame rules as the website
  • read_six_state: places your funnel numbers in states 00–05; only 04 and 05 may spend
  • list_capabilities: the provider categories and what each one solves
  • sample_provider_matches: shows how a match is explainedSample providers, clearly labelled, until the network opens

Coming next In build

  • Sign in from Claude: your saved requirement and diagnosis, not just the rules
  • Your two real provider matches, with why each one fits
  • Accept, reject and message matches from the chat
  • Measured readings from your own analytics (GA4, PostHog, Meta/Google Ads read-only)

Questions

Before you connect.

Does NoisePoise see my Claude conversations?

No. It only receives what Claude sends when it calls a NoisePoise tool, which is the facts needed for that tool (stage, goal, funnel numbers). It doesn't see the rest of the chat.

Does it change anything in my accounts?

No. Every tool is read-only and marked that way, so Claude can show it as a safe tool. Nothing is written, sent or bought.

Claude didn't use NoisePoise. What now?

Check the connector is switched on in that chat's tools menu, then start the message with "Use NoisePoise to…". If the connector shows an error, remove it and add the URL again.

I don't have a paid Claude plan.

Use NoisePoise on the website instead, or in ChatGPT if your plan there allows custom connectors. The diagnosis is the same.

Prefer the website?

Same diagnosis, plus your saved requirement and provider matches as they open.